What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 14:39

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Thumbs down again.
So, the docs changed it to read
Why don't I want to talk to my girlfriend when she loves me a lot? I feel bored.
Still no good
share office space ...
Minds and Behinds
Have you made a female relative or friend squirt?
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Then came..
How can one learn to talk frankly?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
No way
Nuts and Butts
Can you explain the difference between God and atma according to the Bhagavad-Gita?
Everyone loved it.
Still no good.
Just Forget it!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So they tried
Another attempt resulted in ...
How can I control my daily masturbating habit?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What caused the decline of the Soprano crew?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Catatonics & High Colonics
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
How can I get a girlfriend? I am 26.
They put up a sign reading
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Why do I feel so lazy every time I get into my room?
No go.
Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
Can I see some saggy tit pics and huge areolas pics?
No, not a chance
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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