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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 14:39

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Thumbs down again.

So, the docs changed it to read

Why don't I want to talk to my girlfriend when she loves me a lot? I feel bored.

Still no good

share office space ...

Minds and Behinds

Have you made a female relative or friend squirt?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Then came..

How can one learn to talk frankly?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

You guys are talking about having sex with dogs. I heard a news man was trying to have sex with a female dog and got stuck inside. Is that possible? How does it feel inside a dog’s vagina?

Unacceptable again!

No way

Nuts and Butts

Can you explain the difference between God and atma according to the Bhagavad-Gita?

Everyone loved it.

Still no good.

Just Forget it!

Why did the massacre of al-Dawayima Palestinian residents not have the same reverberations as the Deir Yasin massacre?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So they tried

Another attempt resulted in ...

How can I control my daily masturbating habit?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Freaks and Cheeks

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What caused the decline of the Soprano crew?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Catatonics & High Colonics

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

How can I get a girlfriend? I am 26.

They put up a sign reading

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Why do I feel so lazy every time I get into my room?

No go.

Loons and Moons

Next, they tried...

Can I see some saggy tit pics and huge areolas pics?

No, not a chance

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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